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e-non (wtfux): darkmage > pxpq

Dwaine (efnet): major skillz mang
props to you
that was expedient
I am impressed

el-casa-de-pollo (wtfux): i dreamed darkmage had a drug lab in my moms basement

rondito (efnet): darkmage is very smart

ltCd- has kicked darkmage_ from #politics (Maximum IQ of 93 exceeded, you may not chat here.)

rondito: "darkmage_ should be allowed to ban people"

chrono: darkmage did it

DARKMAGE DEFEATS MTW!

chrono: COMIN straight outta hell
chrono: crazy mother fucka named mike bell
chrono: darkmage dark days no sweat hes paid
chrono: 6 dicks 6 chicks 6 ways no gays
chrono: 1 hand 1 plan destroy all man
chrono: satanic power plan
chrono: written in front of box fan


@l0de: darkmage the kingslayer

IRC Quotes

%wolkenfuchs (wtfux): there are many obstacles in life


//there should be code below here
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
int main(int argc, char *argv[]) {
    printf("hello, world\n");
    return 0;
}

T̷͕̬̘̒̉ͫ̔̓̆ͮ͒̓̄̂̈́͟͞ͅō̡̨̰̮̟͔̞̯͚̬̣͔̲̘̜͎ͤ͌ͧͥ͟ͅ ̢̛͓̺͍̲̱͓̺̯̥͍͔̞̥̈͊̌͌ͩ̅͂̎̀ͮ̈́͂̌͆ͫ̚̕ͅi̡̨̧̢̞̯̱̭̬͖̩͖̥͍̅̋͌ͧͮ̒͊̈́̂͂̎͛̒̎̎̐̏ͣ̚n̡̦͉̬͕̱̦͕̳͔ͣ̇͋ͭ͂̏̋̍ͤ̾͋̑̉͋̆͜v̸̴̷͙͙̟̮̞̬̳̘͚̣̾̅͛̐ͭ̆̉̒̓̑ͯͮ̇̾̚̚̚͡ȏ̥̺͉̘̥̥̻͉̯̫̱̳̻̤̦͔̋ͯͥ͡kͭͯͭ͌͌͊ͬͫ̓́̑̓̏̈̿͂͊͊҉̛̰̠͕͕̙̗̗͖̯͉͖̳̲͕̱͝͞ͅe͕̳̳͎͇̜̓ͨ͐ͫ̎̊ͥ̋ͣ̈́͐̐ͨ̈́̒ͬͦ̆͠ ̴̧̬̮̗̙̭̳̣̺̠̗̳ͪ̎̿͑̏͆͒͌́́̚t̨̮͚̫̩̜̝̲̺̜̦͙̱̼̯̦ͭͥͬ̾́ͨ͊̄̓̑ȟͣ͗̾ͬ͌͗ͮ̄̐ͨ͊͂̊ͩ̈̚҉̢̞̙͓̖͎̤͎̹͖̖̦ę̷̣͍͈̲̿ͥ̿́̆ͣ͊̍ͯ̾ͯ͗̋̓̚ ͣ͑̿ͤͩ͏̴͖̘͖̥̥̖̮̭̱h̒͆̅ͤͧ̌̀͋͡҉̝̙̣͚͚̝͈̤̕̕͠i̛͉̗̭̳̟̙̺͚̩̫̣̞̙̯͒̂̄͌͟͡ͅv̨̫͔̦͈̥̘͙̎͗͑̑ͣ̏ͤ͑͗̕ę̶̡̩̳͓̯͍̥̘̠̹̒͒͐̐̕-̡̹̹̰͓̪͈̻͈̫̜̜͔͎͕͓͕̯ͩ̅͌̉̋̍̀ͫ̉͌͑ͦ̎͋̕m̴̡̭͖͕͍͍̲͎͖̪̟̗̥̳͖͈͐ͬ̍̌ͨ̌ͯ̔̓i̵̺̯̥͚̳̙̙͇̰̩̹̟̞̝͍͈͖̩̔͌̀͐̌̔̇̓̋ͩ͌̐͡͞n̖̟̣̭̈́̏̈́̓ͧ͂ͣ͂̈́̎̀͘̕͠͞d̶̷͚͈̲̳̙͐̍̌͐̒ͥͯ̈̉̆̂̒̾ ̤̪͎͚̗̺̝̰͚̮̫͖̝͙̻̘̦̖̳̊̈͆̽ͫ͆ͤ̎̇ͧ̔̇ͧͧ̅͂̚̕͢͟r̵̸̨̭̯̬͖̗̦ͥ̔̓̋̾ͯ̊̀͗̚͞ͅe̸̶͍̲̞̬̞̭͓̗͋̅̽ͥ̌̑ͦ̄͋̑͌͂͟͡p̢͇̰̩̼͈̖̣̻̠͆ͫ̉̋̿͑ͥ͗͟͢͠͞ṛ̵̲̯͇̆̆̀ͧ͒̓ͤ͌̐͆ͯ́͝ȩ̷̶̰̻͖̰̞̞̮̺͎͚̩͉ͩͦ̅̒͑ͪ͂̂̈́ͯ͗̚s̷̡͍͉̫̣͙͓͍̯̖̱̼͖̫̻ͮ͑̑̕ḛ̷̢̡̹̖͇̲͔̤̻̣͎̟̙̬̜͚̠̫̆ͣͤͩ͐͛̀͊ͤͣͧͬ͂ͦͦ̽̊̓̎͘͠ͅn̸̩̥̦̫̤̖̲̖̝̗̘ͪͮ͆ͨ̑ͥ͛̅͂ͮͩͩ̋̎͑ͧ̒͟͞ẗ́̏͆̂̌͗̆͑̿͒ͧ̉͐ͩ̉ͬ̌̚͏̗͉̻̺͔̺̳̬̩̼͔̱̜i̭̬̺͖̘͈̻͕̋ͯ͗͒́ͧ̂͒̂̆̚͠͞n̸͇̻̼̞̲͇̘̳͙̥̤̫͍̓͌̓ͣͬͥ͐̑̎͡g̼̖̜̩͔̖̪̗̘͉͙̪̮̫̩͚̳ͫ̊̾͌̊͊͌̂͟͝ ̸̭̦̟̼͇̳̙̮̺͓̣̩̯̦͉̝̙͓̂̽̈̑͊͑̏͆̉ͮ͘ͅc̻̹̮͋̾̊͐̓ͪ̽͢͡ḩ̣͖̜̖̭̐͆́̐̎ͫ̕͢ȃ̄͗̃͊͒̌́́͏͔͍̗̟̝̜̣͉͔̱̼̥͢ͅͅǒ̸̡̢̩̤̯̻̥̮̻͓̄ͨ̋̌̔̾̋ͧ̓͒̐̀̔͞s̸̨̜̙̜̳̟͔̟̗̝̬̣͚̜̈̒̾ͫ͑̉̒̀͟.̡ͥͮͯ̾ͪ̐̈̈́͋͊̅ͩ́̔ͪ҉̱̮̟̦ ̝͔̼̤̟̯͉̳̫̤̗̤̻͐̄̍̍̄ͥ̽͝͞I̸̙̺̣̜̱͓̬̘͈͓̟͙̙̖̭͓ͨ̄͑̍ͦ̈ͣ̈̍ͤ͘n̡̆ͣ̓̉̀͌̽́ͫ̊͗͌̈͌̎̃̐҉̩͕͙̻̣̠̭͓͎͎̪v̸̴̢̛̹͕͚͍̭̯̜̬̟̖̮̖̳͓̽͋̎͆̚͠o̴̧̡̖̘̥͙̍̾ͮ̓ͩ͑͘͠k̛͆̍ͭ̒ͩͯ̾̊ͫ̊ͭ͛͆͗͒҉͚̟͖̺̩͇̻̠͍̜̥̖͇̲̱̪͇̙ḯ̧̜͇̣͔͎̯ͮ͗͐͘ͅn̡̯̘͓̣̫͎͈̫̘̼̼̫̫̘̩̓̿̈̊́̀͂̄̽̒̇̃͒̿͊̏̓̚͟͠g̛̻͍͖̺̞̣̽̅͗̑ͮ̍̾̈́͒̕͡͠ ̶̸̧̘̮͇̣̝ͧ̊̂̃̽̋ͥ̀̇̚͢͢t̨̞̞̹̬͖̗͐ͬͤ̒̔̌ͣ̆ͮ́͐̚̕͟͜͡ḩ̮̣̺͍̰͖̾ͧ͆̾̐͌̊̿ͮ̃ͦͭ͒ę̷̨̗̼̲̝̣̫̫̗͈̗̻̯̥̱̪͔͍͎̦͛̇̏̅͗ͬ̿̅̆ͮ̋ͮͤͧͬ̽̚͡͞ ̷̢̢̤̰̟̪̻͈̣̼̰̪̬̥̲̩̗̭͎̪ͦ̏ͪ͞ͅf̴͎̜̖̯̭̪̹͓̪͇̘͉͍̬̤̥̞͗͌ͧͫͣ̈́ͭ̈̏͛̈̄ͪ̅̀͜͠ͅe̶̛͔̞̜̯̖̩̺̔ͥ̈́̉̽͐̆̀́e̸̸̸̡̼̪̲͈̭̜͔̞͍̜͇̔̈́̅̃̓̈́̉̊͗̌͛̐͂̒̈l̮̤͔͚͔͖͍͍̬̀̾̏̓͛̏͘͜͢i̢͚̘̮̖̙̱̰̠̭̫̪̥͚̼̺̺̬ͧ̄̂̐ͬ̿ͬͨ̑ͭͯͪ́̚͝n̵̨̼̝̪̪̯̳̫̱̦̫̑͗̍̿͊ͭ̈ͫ͞g̢̛̖͚̭̯͕͇̰̹̜̫̭̜̘̤͉̬̋͂̓͞ ͖͈̤̥̝̯̝͇̲̩̦̼͎̬̫̀̋͗ͥͥ͊̂̎͛̑̐ͨ͛̏̀͢͢͢͝o̥͉̮͇̝̲̫̺͎̫̯̭̎̊͒̔̓̀́͢ͅf̵̶̷̻̮̜͕ͭ͛̃̾̎͂̑̍͐̾ͤ̂̂̿ͮ͝͝ ̡̢̡̘͎͍̪͍͖̩̫̜̥̝̦͈̱̠ͭ̏̏̀̈́ͪ̈ͧ͗̈ͯ̍͑͐ͬc̵̨͈͇̦͚͓̖̟ͮ̍̑ͩ̅͒̉̂͗ͫ͆͘͢͢ͅḧ̶̳̞̬̻̯͉̮̱̗͙̝̼͔͖̯́ͨ̋̃̿ͪ̅͊̆̌͌̓͐ͤ̂ͣ͂͐͘͠a̡̙͉̣̯̜͙̫̖̰̓̏͆ͮ̉ͬ̓ͩ̓ͮ́́͢o̧̧̟̰̤̮͔͙͇̟͙ͦ̄͋̓̏ͬ̑s̨̨̭̗̭̹̻͙̮̼͖̉ͯ̓͊ͦ̿̽͆͂̿̓̔͑̄ͤ̓ͯ.̴̿̊ͫ͒ͬ̓̋̊̍̍̄ͮͥ̌ͤͩ͒̆̚͟͏͓͙̱̙͎̫̥̣̺̀̕ ̵̵͎̝̖̘̭̞̬̗͎͔͚̍͑ͣ͋ͨ̋̀ͯ̔̐ͪͬͩ̽̚W͆̿ͮ̏͛̌͐͑ͥ͊͏̴̺͈̦͖̻͇͖͈̪̻̝̮̤͍̺͈̮͝ͅi̶̓ͯͮ͆̅͑̓̑̿̐ͧ͏̼̻̼̗̯̦̻͓̥͎͉̹ͅt̡̮̻͔̗̰̪̤̞̬̰̠̞̪̤̥ͧ̍̏̊̌̀̚ḧ̸̼͚̜̹͔̮͕̤̬̭̙̲́̌ͮ͗́͐̅͗ͧͧͭͫ̌̀̽ͥͭ͊̔͝ ̐ͦ̂̔̐ͪ͑ͭͪ̾͋̇̕͘҉̢͎̯̱̰̘͕͕͚o̧̝̖̖̗̗̳̹̻̼̠͓̺̱͔͍̗̬̹̾̅̒̉̿̃̅̉̀̾͌̇̌ͩͯͩ͘ų̷̷̳̗̥͚̣̘̠͎̥̟̩̝̣̬͊̊̀̀̊ͪ̅̆̎͆͋ͯ͂̇ͅt̻̙͍̩̪̫͈͎̜̟̒ͦ̿ͧ̋̃ͨͣ͋ͨ͑̅̊̊̌͠ ̶̛̝̮̰͔̝̺͕̟̹̓̓ͣ̓ͣ̈́ơ̶̙̪̪̥̝̼͇͔͓̲͚̭̖͚ͮ͐ͦ͐ͪ̿̈͒ͪ̾͢͠r̶̘͖̮̬͉̩̯̼̱̝̠̜͚̤̰̱̥̄̑̃̿ͯ́ͤ̈͊́̕ḑ̴̨͍͓͓̩̹͈̯̫̯͈̗̗̌͛ͪͭ̽͛͐ͧ̋e̩̥̳̫̬̟͓̘̙̘͖̦̦͔̣͍̤̝̣ͧ͊̈ͮ̅ͯ̀̐̀̈̑̿̅̅ͫ́͟r̴̡̛͕͚̟͕͚̪͉̹̗ͪ͂̂̿͐̐̓̒.̤̭͓͈̦͈͓̖̠̤̱̺̟͇͙̙̟̏̍ͯ͐ͫ̅̉͆͌̈́̉̾͌ͤ͟͝͝ ̉̅ͪͨ̇͌͌ͨ̃́̎͠҉̝͓̳͉͚̱̬͝T̛̙̫͙̘̫̘̙͙̩̝͍̳̆̿ͦ̿̈̾ͭ̆͂͆̑̑̾̀͝h̶͇͓ͩͩͫͩ̈̓͐̏̓̋͡ͅe̶̸̲̟̱̠͕̭͐̋̍̉ͦͯ̽͌ͩ̌̄͑̚̕ ͎͉̝͇̭̝̫̺̦͚̯̞̼̼̙̖̹̤̑ͫ̏̓̑ͣ̅͐͗ͭ̃͆͗̑͢͡͝ͅN̢̿͌͒ͥͥͯͫ̈͏͕̤͓̟̫̼̫͇͕͍̥̕̕ͅe̢̦̝͔͚̠̙̥̝̼̣͑̃̋̋̈́̈́z̦̻͇̫ͨͣͪ̎́̿̀͌͂̽̇͑̐ͤ͒ͧ̾̀̚͞p̧̫̹̭̝ͥͨ̅̒͑͟͠ẻ͎̪̺͍͕̺̞̈́͐̽́͘͟r̶̞̬͉̦̲̥̹̟̤̻̦̭ͪ̂ͭ͑͑̈́̓ͯ́͡͝ͅd̵̶̦̠̩̬͚̺͚͙̥̮͎͈̣̻̥ͦ͋̉ͭ̋̾̊̀̅̋̚̚͠i͑͑̂̃̈ͩ̒̄́҉̲̲͇͓̫aͧ̉͋͂ͤ̔̈͂ͯͪͬ̓̉̈́͆ͥ́͡҉̸̠͕̘̖͔͔͚͙ṋ̛̹̺̦̘͔̱̻̥̰͓͎̿ͤ͑̀̇̅͊̒ͯͦ̀͜͜͝ͅ ̷̧͙͉̮̣͎͕̙̲̉̍̈́͒̅͆ͬ̏͌̄̈́̇ͯͣ̎͟ͅḧ̶̵̨̞̲̱͓̱̜̱̳̯̰̰̥̪́̈̋͛͗ͧͫ̈̋ͦ͘iͬ̓ͨ͛́̈̆̌͆ͥ͆͐̇̊ͨ́͞҉̴̸̠̦͍͇͕̗̻͇̩̘͙͍̪vͥ̅̔̂̅̐҉̡̨̱̬̤̳͇͕̝̥̹̖̞̻̦̲̥͘e̡͔̲͍͍̼͓̘̤̬̭ͧͭͪ̊ͯ͜͜͟͡-̶̴͚͚̦̪̜͙̰̙̫̻͇͓̯͍̔̍̒̆ͤ̓̈́ͣ̌͛͆̒͘͝ͅṁ̨̡̥̭̩͖̥̖̘͎͔̫̘̠͉̃̐̑̐͑̉͊͝ͅḯ̵̫̼̱͎̝̼͍͍̗̱̙̥̩̖̞̫̞̝̦̅̔̈́ͧ͆̍͆ͭͮͫͥ̿̕͟n̴͉͚̩̝͉͗͂͊͌͊͋͗ͩ̎̎̉̇̍̊ͯ͋̋͋d̛ͯ̓͛̐ͬ̂ͨ͆ͯ̅̀̚͘҉͚̭̖̲̦̦͙̙̺̹̘̞̰̘ ̷̷̡͉͙̯̠͍̩̙̯̹̼͚͚͇̻̩̙̹̪͒͆͂ͥ̓͌̄ͩ̌̋̈ͣ̑̕͝ǫ̸̗̮͓̝ͪ́̆ͩ̃͗f̴̢̦͓̜̱͎̞͕̥̪̗͉̝͎̈̈͑̍͒ͯͭ̒̒̾̏͗ͯͦ͊͗ͧ ̢͛̏ͫ́ͧ͊ͯ͒ͣͯ̓̇̉̅̾̇ͣ͒͛͟͢͏̯̺̲͇̳̝͠c͐̓̽͑͏̸͟҉̢̻͎̰̰̹̲͉̮͎͈͉͖̬͙h̵̶̪̮͉̳̳͙̱͑ͨ̈́ͦ̈̇̃̅̽̓́̍ͤ͂͑ͫ̀̚ả̴̷̷͖̬͍̜̣̩̺͙̹͕͔̥̺̯̣̝̟̒ͩ͑ͪ͆̓̀̆̓̌̄̇̋̾̍͌̚o̴̵̥̞͔̲͇͍̹͔͇̳̬̖̦̭̲̦͕̮̯͛̂̄̔͌̉̌͊ͩ͐̎ͣ̃͜͡͞ś̑ͤ̊͗͋͏̶̸̻̞͍̦̤̫͓̪̙̙͕̙̼̙͕̙̫͢ͅ.̸̡̧̣̱̥͈̤̻͔̘̺̺̻̫̰̥͚ͮ̔̍̊ͯͦ͛̓̏ͧ̈́̚͠ͅ ̸̢͊͑ͤ͑҉̸̬͙̮̝̣̠͇Ž̶̩̟͎̖̪͚̺͚̦͂̽͑̍ͫͫͧͩ͗ͬͥ̄̌̏ͮ̊̑̚̕͢͞ấ̛̰̪̘̭̱̿͛͂̽͠l̶̲̥̗ͦ͌͒ͩ͊͗͟͝͡g̷̢̡͉͚͔̯̟̱̪̯̔͛̐ͭ͊͗̆͜͠o͂̈́ͣ͗ͣ͑̎ͩ́ͦ҉̘̤̠̗͖̗̥̩̦̭͚̼̹͘͘͜ͅ.̵̧̘̭͈̟͎̜̜̩ͮ̿ͪͤ̊̑́ ̵̶̤̝̺̪͉̜̲̳̬̟̖͍̰̍͋ͭ́͟͢H̡̛̱̗̲̜͈̩̦̮̺̫̤̹͙ͪ͗̒̋͐ͨ̆ͥ̉͒ͪͮ̊̆́͞ͅͅͅe̵̵̶̲̹̱͈͉̰̘ͫͧ̽̆͑̈́ͩ̇̀̊͜ͅ ͬ̅͗͊ͩ̋ͨ̍̉̈̂̉̑̄́͐̿͒͏̢̛̯̳̖̭͖̭̭̣̮͇͈̥̞́w̹̙̼̰͌̐͐̓ͥͯ̓ͭ͢͢͞͡h̸͍̗̲͎̥̟͔̠̤͇̥̻̙̟̒ͦ̓̿͂̀͆̎̀́͠ǫ̥̖̣̮͍̹̯̜̦̮̺̪̤͍̫͍͕̍̂̓̽ͤ͌̈̐̊ͣͧ̒͂̍̅͐͢͜͡͝ ̵̗̤̥͓ͨͪ̊ͮ͛ͥ͗̚W̵̴̧̗̤̰̣̟̞̠̹̫̳̝̳̑̾͗̍ͫ͊̍̍a̡̐͐ͮ́ͥ͋ͩͨͥ͆ͣ͏̧͕̠̘͙̗̱͔̥͖͉̲́͠i̴͎̦̩̫͔̥̠̓̓ͥͤ͗ͩ̈̃̾̑̑ͪ͌ͭ̑̈̆͢tͮ̈ͫͧ͜͏̜͎̻̳̟s̶͇͕̘̱͚͍͇͖̪̝̣͚̣ͧ͒͂ͯͪ͆̈̎̽ͧͤ͐͒͆̒̚͝͠ͅͅ ̸̨̛̙̯̳͎̩͓͙̥̞̝̔ͦ̃ͮ́͗́̒ͮ̈́̾͊̚͡͞B̵͖̤͍̠͎̟̟̩̲̤͖̫̳͉̟̥̺̐ͩ͂͒ͯͧ̽́ͧ͡͡e̱͓̤̭͙̞̬͈̜̱̩̔̿̿͐̅͌̀̆̎̈́͝ͅͅh̵̻̙͎͈̮̹̹̦͚̀̽ͫ͐i̛̯̹̪̰͕̰̯̬̬͕̙̖̩͛͐̍̆̃͂ͩ̐̓̑ͮ̎̑ͣ̒͡ͅn̷̡͇̩̦̠̪͕̩͚̭̙̹̙̊̍̎͟dͭ̾̒͐͌̇̉̃͛ͮ͆́͏̧̢͚̹̣̮͜ ̉̿͑̑̚͏̴̵̴̹̙̗͖̟̖͖̯̟͖̯̤̼͓͘T̵̸̹̱̝̟͔̫͕̙̈́ͫ͑ͭ̆ͦ̀ͤ́͆ͤ̑͊̒̿̎̒́̀͜͞ĥ̶̪̘̬̈́ͬ̉͘͟ẹ̡̨͎̳̺̝̠̩̳̫̞͎̮̩͒ͧ̂͋͌̄̐̃̐̎̀̕ ͍̪̠̬̲͚͍͋̐ͩ̐ͭͫ̕͜W͓̱͍̬̠̼͇̜̻̺͓̬̄͋̈́ͭ̋̽͐ͬ̇̋̉͛̾ͪ͌͜͝͡͝aͪ̏̋̾̓͋ͤͦ̑ͯ̃͜҉͖͍͕͎̫͍̞͖̩̞̱ͅl̸͎̯̳̳̜ͥ̅ͩ̈́̀͛͐ͪͣ̓͘͢l̷̨̗̦͉̜͖̦̦̱͇̻̟̳̺͎ͯ͑͐ͯ̒̆̂ͫ̐͂̏͆̀͢ͅ.̴̸ͤͬ̐͒͌̿͏̘̖̜̫̤̠ ̶̷̮̞͍͇͔̦̘̩̼̦̰̾ͣͭͨ̄͑͗͋̏ͪ͠͞Ź̞̬̬͇͕͈͉̤̦̰̋ͬ͜͝A̢̛̼̜̗̦͖̒ͭ̿̂̈ͧ̾͌ͫ̌̈ͧ̿͌̐̓ͤ̀͘ͅL̸̨̨̬͖̟̜̝͈̜͙̫̳̱͍͕̠̙ͫͦͥ̒̇̎ͮ͛͌̄ͧ̓͗̀͛͑̎̎̀͘G̷̶͚͓̳̬̰̗̙̥̝̤̖̲ͩ̂ͧ̔̐ͥ̂͑͑̉̚͞͝͡ͅO̸̶̢͓͇̝̬͌̐͆͊̂̽͒͂͆̌ͫͬ̄ͩͤ̚͘͠!̷ͭͩ̈̔ͤ͑ͦ̏͛̊̑̈́ͥ̃̈́̄͌҉͈͕͍̘̫͙̻̫̘̝̠͉̱͉͢ͅ